The Diversion
Act II
[Escena 3]
[Scene 3]
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        If my eyes are not deceiving me1090
                                       
                        I’m certain that your holiness’s soul
                        is ailing somewhat.
                        Little Cristina is like a dart,
                        an arrow, or even a harpoon,
                        which Cupid fires into the heart.1095
                                       
                        She is a fire, a thunderbolt…
                        did I say a thunderbolt?
                        Two or three more likely!
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        And you sir, who are you?
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        I am the footman of this house,1100
                                       
                        and although my niche is the stables,
                        Cupid’s ice and fire
                        consumes and martyrs me.
                        Between sieve and manger,
                        amidst straw and oats,1105
                                       
                        night and day love’s fever burns me.
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        And is Cristina the cause
                        of this great conflagration?
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        I don’t know who it is,
                        I only know that my heart1110
                                       
                        has been turned into a burning coal.
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        If it is Cristina I will put a stop
                        to certain bold thoughts she has just provoked
                        I have no intention of being your rival—
                        such baseness is repugnant to me.1115
                                       
                        I’ll be on my best behaviour while I’m here,
                        though the fire of this girl
                        who I adore may burn me.
                        I will nip my first thoughts in the bud,
                        wishing to get to know you1120
                                       
                        so that I can do your favour.
                        Fleets do not always have to be shipwrecked.
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                        One of them should prosper,
                        and share with us its fortune.
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        I kiss your feet, extraordinary1125
                                       
                        and most worthy pilgrim.
                        You’ve managed to soften in one moment
                        a diamantine heart.
                        I, who suffered pangs of jealousy when I saw you,
                        place them here at your feet,1130
                                       
                        semi-conscious, or maybe even dead!
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        Get up, señor.
                        Don’t prostrate yourself so indecently.
                        If you do not raise your head
                        I will have to lower mine!1135
                                       
                        Give me your arms in friendship,
                        which I intend be longlasting,
                        as God is my witness.
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        Since you, señor, have credited me
                        with your pilgrim friendship,1140
                                       
                        I can count on Cristina
                        submitting like a lamb,
                        and getting at Quiñones’ goat.
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        Seeing you happy means
                        I can take my leave happily—1145
                                       
                        no word of a lie!
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        
                                       [aside]
                             What would really make me happy
                        is to pull the wool over your eyes,
                        or my name’s not Ocaña!
                                    
Exeunt Torrente and Ocaña