The Diversion
Act II
[Scene 1]
Enter Marcela and Dorotea, with a little cushion, and Cristina
                                       
                                          Marcela 
                                       
                        You go around so shamelessly
                        and so immodestly Cristina,
                        and in trying to be discreet885
                                       
                        commit a thousand foolish indiscretions.
                        One thing you must know, madam:
                        amongst honourable qualities
                        modesty is valued more than beauty.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        
                                       [aside]
                             She is calling me madam—a bad sign! 890
                                       
                        I know from experience
                        that there is a thin dividing line
                        between such courtesies and a beating
                                    
                                       
                                          Marcela 
                                       
                        What are you mumbling about,
                        you brazen, loose and spiteful girl?895
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        I have never mumbled in my life
                                    
                                       
                                          Marcela 
                                       
                        What did you say?
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        I did not say anything,
                        I swear on my old mother’s soul!
                                    
                                       
                                          Marcela 
                                       
                        Desist from such oaths.900
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        I say them as a good christian.
                        If she were alive
                        you would change your tune,
                        and no one would dare
                        to scold me, no by my faith!905
                                       
                        Sad are the young maidens
                        that fate consigned to other houses
                        to serve mistresses of whom
                        scarcely one in every thousand
                        turns out to be any good.910
                                       
                        The majority are dull-witted
                        and wear ugly spectacles.
                        Is it any great surprise
                        if the poor girl arouses jealousy
                        in the mistress, who thinks915
                                       
                        she is being played false?
                        She has her hair pulled
                        when others are to blame.
                        She is insulted constantly.
                        and the house becomes a bewildering hell.920
                                       
                        Jealousy always raises the roof!
                        The impressionable kitchen-maid
                        endures her misfortune in silence and fear,
                        rebuffing the master’s sweet-nothings
                        so that his ship’s malicious cargo925
                                       
                        never arrives safely in port.
                        But while this assault on her honour fails,
                        she suffers countless more from her mistress:
                        ‘Come here you dirty slut.
                        Where is my handkerchief?930
                                       
                        They steal your brooms and plates.
                        You earn a good salary—
                        I’ll repay myself from that,
                        to keep you on your toes.
                        You go out and never come back,935
                                       
                        amusing yourself in the street
                        with every Sancho, Mingo and Pedro
                        You are, when all is said and done, a whore!'
                        (I say it quietly, as a good Christian).
                        I repeat, falteringly, weeping sadly940
                                       
                        and with heartfelt sighs:
                        Sad are the young maidens
                        that fate consigned to other houses!
                                    
                                       
                                          Dorotea 
                                       
                        Ladies, what’s all this?
                        Dear Cristinica, tell me:945
                                       
                        why are you kicking up such a row?
                                    
                                       
                                          Marcela 
                                       
                        Immodesty is like a north wind
                        that makes shame and fear
                        flee from one’s face.
                        But if she does not mend her ways I'll…950
                                       
                        well I prefer to keep quiet
                        about what I will do!