The Diversion
Act I
[Scene 6]
Enter Don Ambrosio, a nobleman, and Cristina, with a letter in her hand
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        I will go as far as putting it
                        where she can see it,615
                                       
                        but, as for the rest,
                        I fear I cannot satisfy you.
                                    
                                       
                                          Don Ambrosio 
                                       
                        Contrive that she reads it, my friend.
                        The happiness of this sad person
                        depends on that alone.620
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        I have said I will ensure she sees it.
                        Perhaps, out of curiosity,
                        Marcela might wish to read it.
                        One must exercise caution
                        with her considerable virtue.625
                                       
                        I will not open my mouth
                        to say a single word to her.
                        Love’s power, be it great or small,
                        does not work within her.
                                    
                                       
                                          Don Ambrosio 
                                       
                        Is Don Antonio, by any chance, attentive to her?630
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        As to a sister.
                                    
                                       
                                          Don Ambrosio 
                                       
                        Who can guarantee his intentions are so healthy?
                        Her father has been ill-advised.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        She does not have one.
                                    
                                       
                                          Don Ambrosio 
                                       
                        
                                       [aside]
                             Yes she does,635
                                       
                        but it does not suit my purpose
                        to reveal that I know.
                        My tongue must hold the key
                        to my suspicions,
                        some of which are very serious,640
                                       
                        and my heart must not give them away.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        You must go, señor—
                        a page from the house is here.
                                    
                                       
                                          Don Ambrosio 
                                       
                        My friend, take this tiny reward
                        for your diligence and pains.645
                                       
                        You can count on mountains of riches to come!
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        The least of your favours is usually a Potosí…
                        you know, that goldmine in Peru.
                                    
He gives her a little painted box
Exit Don Ambrosio and enter Quiñones
                                       
                                          Quiñones 
                                       
                        Cristina, who was the handsome man
                        who so submissively composed his lines?650
                                       
                        ‘I am yours, and I surrender to you’
                        ‘By God, the kitchen maid is pretty!’
                        He gives his orders and commands—
                        ‘Put that there, take that away'—
                        and also plays the jealous lover.655
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Mr high-and-mighty page
                        would do better to bite off his tongue
                        than speak words of disapproval.
                        Have you become another Ocaña?
                        Jealousy and more jealousy!660
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Quiñones 
                                       
                        Be quiet! Can’t you see we’re in the street.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Oh, goodness me!
                        The sad little boy is getting cross!
                                    
                                       
                                          Quiñones 
                                       
                        Not so loud, Cristina.
                        That kind of crowing deserves…665
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        What, my ruffian?
                                    
                                       
                                          Quiñones 
                                       
                        A slap.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        In my face?
                                    
                                       
                                          Quiñones 
                                       
                        Why not? I could slap a priest’s face.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        And you would raise your hands against such beauty670
                                       
                        as the heavens put in my rosy cheeks?
                                    
                                       
                                          Quiñones 
                                       
                        Jealousy’s revenge is always crazed.
                        Ocaña is coming—
                        walk on and hide amongst the crowd.
                                    
Exeunt Quiñones and Cristina and enter Ocaña
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        My sun has left the orient675
                                       
                        and is heading westwards,
                        trailing behind her the shade
                        that steals her rosy glow.
                        For me she is not a sun,
                        but a fog that darkens my mind.680
                                       
                        May it please God, humble page,
                        scourge of all my hopes,
                        that you are not favoured,
                        nor your lineage esteemed.
                        I hope you serve a vagabond685
                                       
                        who gives short rations,
                        and that your estate’s some dive.
                        Let nobody mourn you when you die,
                        and if the heavens lead you
                        to serve someone with a title,690
                                       
                        let the butler declare himself your enemy.
                        May you not profit from the candle ends,
                        nor take pleasure in the leftovers,
                        and may you never grow whiskers,
                        so you always remain a page.695
                                       
                        May they call you rude names,
                        and may you lose your rations gambling,
                        which is the worst curse a man can utter.
                                    
Exit Ocaña.