The Diversion
Act II
[Scene 6]
Enter Cristina
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        Is it possible, flower and fruit
                        of the beautiful tree of love,
                        that my soul must always mourn1530
                                       
                        because of your severity?
                        Is it possible that you cannot be captured
                        by this potent lover from the Indies,
                        and that Torrente’s gentleness
                        cannot conquer your hardness?1535
                                       
                                       Enter Ocaña in
                                breeches and a shirt, wearing an apron and
                            carrying a sieve and currycomb, walking tentatively with
                                his finger to his lips. He hides himself behind a tapestry so that only his feet can be
                            seen.
                                       
                        Is it possible that you do not value
                        the mountains of fine gold,
                        and scorn a rich Peruvian
                        for an unworthy footman;
                        that you do not wish to be carried aloft1540
                                       
                        like an Inca chief;
                        that seeing yourself about to be crowned queen
                        makes you want to run away;
                        that you prefer the abundant faults of Spain
                        to the riches of my El Dorado;1545
                                       
                        that a footman has you so much under his sway
                        that for him you would give up everything
                        and take refuge in nothing;
                        and that you are subject to a drunk,
                        who tipples so liberally1550
                                       
                        that a gulp of wine to him
                        is like a squeeze of orange peel to you or me?
                        O women, you are like dung beetles!
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Speak more softly Torrente,
                        if by any chance you can.1555
                                       
                        They say that sometimes
                        the walls have ears.
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        Yours are deaf to my pleas.
                        Leave that rogue who seeks your dishonour
                        and make your fortune1560
                                       
                        using your considerable discretion.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Am I so worthless as to love him?
                        Is there any chance
                        I would take heed of a drunk?
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        Keep your voice down, Cristina.1565
                                       
                        You don’t know who might be listening.
                        Act so that, with well-aimed prudence,
                        your humble fortune may be supported by mine,
                        and you’ll see yourself on the moon.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Such prosperity is not reserved for me.1570
                                       
                        I am an unworthy sinner,
                        a girl with a short cloak and slippers,
                        no good as a señora,
                        and, what is more, kept down
                        and gossiped about by Ocaña.1575
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        Your lament moves me to fury.
                        Ocaña will lose his life!
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Just hit him half a dozen times with a stick
                        and I will throw myself at your feet.
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        That’s a very mild punishment1580
                                       
                        for such a guilty man.
                        The tongue that speaks loosely in your disfavour
                        should be cut out at the very least.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        A few blows will suffice. Go in peace.
                                    
                                       
                                          Torrente 
                                       
                        May God be with you.1585
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Make sure you do what I say,
                        and be discreet and prudent.
                                       Exit Torrente
                                       
                                       
                                       [aside] O Jesus, who is
                            this?
                        Woe is me, whose feet are these?
                                    
Ocaña comes out
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        An Inca queen carried aloft1590
                                       
                        from Lima to Potosí
                        Look at me—I have been made
                        into a dummy target,
                        exposed to your terrible scorn
                        and Torrente’s blows.1595
                                       
                        Half a dozen is not many—
                        how merciful you are!
                        My guilt deserves the punishment
                        to be quadrupled.
                        But loving you is not a crime,1600
                                       
                        nor is advising you
                        to refrain from doing something
                        that might oblige you
                        to beg forgiveness.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        I swear, my clever Spanish footmen,1605
                                       
                        that what we were plotting was a joke,
                        and a light-hearted test of your love for me—
                        I was going to warn you when I saw you.
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        When all is said and done,
                        you will be on the moon,1610
                                       
                        on the sun, or even Mars,
                        and I, a miserable wretch,
                        will be beaten black and blue,
                        and laid out on this earth.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        God forbid!1615
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        You yourself condemned me!
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        I have already told you the truth.
                        I was joking. Let that be an end to it.
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        Then why did you swear him to secrecy
                        and tell him to be prudent.1620
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Because, having advised you
                        what we were planning,
                        and you having been alerted,
                        the joke would have been sure to work,
                        and much funnier.1625
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        That might be so,
                        if your tears did not confirm
                        your true desire.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Then you don’t believe me.
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        Yes I believe you,1630
                                       
                        but I am watching.
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        What are you watching?
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        Your tears. I want to see
                        that the jokes are not fake amusements,
                        a secret code for cleaving1635
                                       
                        chopping up and killing.
                        But you go ahead and forge
                        your schemes in the furnace.
                        The world’ll see who can carry the cat to the water,
                        as the saying goes.1640
                                       
                        Go and fetch the oats.
                        No, give them to me later.
                        ‘I will throw myself at your feet’!
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Don’t you like that expression?
                        He’ll never see that promise kept!1645
                                       
                                    
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        Why should I take your word for it
                        since you lied to him?
                                    
                                       
                                          Cristina 
                                       
                        Don’t be so silly!
                        Give it here. I’ll be right back.
                                       He gives her the sieve
                                       
                                       
                                       [aside] In this way
                            I‘ll rid myself1650
                                       
                        of two bothersome suitors!
                                    
Exit Cristina
                                       
                                          Ocaña 
                                       
                        That a footman’s force, roughly shaped by toil,
                        should be conquered by a kitchen-maid’s mop,
                        is an unforeseen curse from Heaven.
                        Love took up his bow,1655
                                       
                        plucked an arrow from his gleaming quiver,
                        aimed at my breast and hit me with a dart
                        that captured my soul and pained my heart.
                        Thus vanquished, I’m forced to believe
                        all the lies of that cold-hearted strumpet,1660
                                       
                        who blithely reassures and wounds me.
                        What power Cupid’s antique strength and hardness
                        wields in the face of a kitchen-maid,
                        especially if the tasty little dish
                        is spiced with cruelty!
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